95% of the ocean has been unexplored like/?? for all we know there could be mermaids or the holy grail could be at the bottom or tupac & biggie could be chillen in atlantis like wtf
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
omfg
(Source: flyingscotsman)
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
(Source: oprahwingdings)
